Entertainment
Contents
- 1 Vids
- 1.1 Afraid of the Dark: Reapers, Collectors and other Myths
- 1.2 Akuze
- 1.3 Asari Confessions
- 1.4 Blasto
- 1.5 Blue's Anatomy
- 1.6 Blue Steel
- 1.7 Call Me Sally
- 1.8 Check And Mate
- 1.9 Citadel
- 1.10 Confederates
- 1.11 Damaged: The Truth Behind the Citadel Crisis
- 1.12 Dynasty of Stars
- 1.13 Exiles: Portraits of the Lost Quarians
- 1.14 Farixen
- 1.15 Fleet and Flotilla
- 1.16 Furious Volus
- 1.17 Grissom
- 1.18 Headkick
- 1.19 How They Must See Us
- 1.20 Husks
- 1.21 Iota Horologii
- 1.22 Knights of Calmare
- 1.23 Krantt Hardly Wait
- 1.24 Last of the Legion
- 1.25 Nekyia Corridor
- 1.26 Night Winds
- 1.27 Off Stage
- 1.28 Rodin vs Metagodzilla
- 1.29 Ruck Humpers
- 1.30 Saren: A Hero Betrayed
- 1.31 Starless
- 1.32 Talons
- 1.33 Taze Patterson: Part 1: The Beginning
- 1.34 Teenage Ninja Kwanzaa Force
- 1.35 Terminus Velocity
- 1.36 The 840-Year-Old Virgin
- 1.37 The Demon and the Nightmare
- 1.38 The Ever Alert
- 1.39 The Jar
- 1.40 The Madness of Sacrifice: The Unauthorized Biography of Warlord Okeer
- 1.41 The Phage
- 1.42 The Path of Lies: A History of the Alliance Military
- 1.43 This One's Hanukkah Cheer
- 1.44 Vaenia
- 1.45 We Meet Again, Doctor Fear
- 1.46 When Fauna Attacks!
- 1.47 With Genericized Holiday Spirit
- 2 Games
- 3 Music
- 4 Literature
- 5 Sports
Vids
Afraid of the Dark: Reapers, Collectors and other Myths
A documentary about various galactic myths. The recent Collector resurgence has sparked renewed interest.
Akuze
A big budget horror film based on the true story of the Akuze massacre, where a squad of Alliance marines were hunted by thresher maws.
Asari Confessions
A popular and long running asari romance series.
Entries:
- Asari Confessions 26: True Blue
Blasto
A popular action exploitation movie franchise about the first hanar Spectre.
Entries:
- Blasto: Requiem For a Reaper
- Blasto: The Jellyfish Stings
- Blasto Saves Christmas
- Blasto 6: Partners in Crime - Currently under production.
Blue's Anatomy
An extranet medical action-drama series.
Blue Steel
An asarisploitation film produced on Lisir about robo-mining uranium. The film was one of humanity's first attempts to market entertainment galactically.
Call Me Sally
A comedy film about an undercover asari Spectre disguised as a human.
Check And Mate
A film about asari maidens at the World Chess Championship on Earth.
Citadel
A movie that highlights Commander Shepard's involvement in the Eden Prime War, Citadel is directed by Risa Uvarsen and presented by Eridani films.
Confederates
A classic asari simulstim film and one of the highest grossing films in the galaxy.
Damaged: The Truth Behind the Citadel Crisis
A documentary purporting to reveal the 'truth' about the 2183 attack on the Citadel.
Dynasty of Stars
An award-winning salarian extranet drama that ran for over 70 seasons.
Exiles: Portraits of the Lost Quarians
A documentary about exiled quarians.
Farixen
A low-budget historical drama about the Treaty of Farixen.
Fleet and Flotilla
Fleet and Flotilla is an award-winning entertainment vid noted for its positive portrayal of turian-quarian relationships. The movie spawned at least one "relationship simulator", a soundtrack, extranet sites with "captioned animations", and even a musical adaptation. Home video versions have the capability of activating 'sing-along mode'.
Furious Volus
A trilogy of Blasto-knockoffs featuring the galaxy's first volus Spectre.
Grissom
A biopic about human hero Jon Grissom.
Headkick
A cheesy action series featuring asari ninjas and plenty of heads being kicked.
Entries:
- Headkick 4 - Considered by many to be the last entry in the franchise with a somewhat coherent story.
- Headkick 5 - Critically panned.
- Headkick 6: The Kickening - Viewed by the MSV Saint Lucia's expeditionary team during movie night. Critically panned.
How They Must See Us
An asari vid about first contact with humanity.
Husks
A horror series about teens trying to survive the eponymous husks.
Entries:
- Husks 2: Awl Justice
Iota Horologii
A 342-hour-long epic produced by Got Serbos, when it premiered a decade ago it met critical acclaim, but bombed in the box office. The film tracks twelve alien families as their empires clash in an unnamed galaxy in the Horologium supercluster.
Knights of Calmare
A human fantasy vid series that's popular on Earth, but has seen little success in the wider galaxy, aside from a small but diehard turian fanbase.
Entries:
- Knights of Calmare
- Knights of Calmare II: A New Threat
- Knights of Calmare III: Allegiance
- Knights of Calmare IV: Rebellion
- Knights of Calmare V: The Return
Krantt Hardly Wait
A comedy about a krogan male learning courtship practices from a human female.
Last of the Legion
A turian war film. The film contains what was described by critics as training montages with "excessive turian flexing", and an explosive sequence of a ship crashing onto a moon shot using a real derelict.
Nekyia Corridor
A record-breaking human simstim movie taking place in one of the most dangerous parts of space where ancient asari once believed the souls of the dead went. The legend of an ancient asari goddess of death, Piares, formed the basis for the movie. First announced during Super Bowl CCXIX on Earth, the movie made a total of around 13.3 billion credits on its opening weekend, and hindered productivity across Citadel Space because most workers either had seen or were seeing the film. Nekyia Corridor went on to surpass some of the galaxy's top-grossing simulstims, including the asari classic Confederates.
Night Winds
A romantic horror movie about Ardat-Yakshi.
Off Stage
A popular film about a paraplegic asari dancer who learns to dance using biotics.
Rodin vs Metagodzilla
An "art-house-release fourth-wall-breaker".
Ruck Humpers
A krogan war comedy, Ruck Humpers' humor did not translate well to viewers on Citadel Space.
Saren: A Hero Betrayed
A biopic on Saren Arterius, turian spectre.
Starless
A film acknowledged as a masterpiece of gothic horror. Made in 2173, cinematographer Risa Uvarsen filmed the exterior scenes of "Starless" on the planet Faringor, capitalizing on the planet's grim surface color and dim illumination. Due to Faringor's lack of an atmosphere, the film's sets have been perfectly preserved by the vacuum and attract hundreds of tourists annually.
Talons
A controversial horror film involving turians "rending human throats with their razor claws".
Taze Patterson: Part 1: The Beginning
A greatly hyped but poorly reviewed "disaster/action flick/coming-of-age story".
Teenage Ninja Kwanzaa Force
A holiday film.
Terminus Velocity
A series of popular but critically panned popcorn flicks.
The 840-Year-Old Virgin
A comedy about "the life of an impossibly nerdy asari".
The Demon and the Nightmare
A suspense thriller about the 'mostly true story' of two thresher maws that nearly destroy a salarian city on Dagnes.
The Ever Alert
A survival vid series.
The Jar
A salarian shocker which played on the universal fear of being trapped in a simulstim.
The Madness of Sacrifice: The Unauthorized Biography of Warlord Okeer
A biopic on Warlord Okeer.
The Phage
A horror franchise about a sentient salarian biowarfare project with the ability to dissolve people.
The Path of Lies: A History of the Alliance Military
A controversial documentary about the history of the Alliance.
This One's Hanukkah Cheer
A holiday film.
Vaenia
A popular asari vid known for its sex scenes.
We Meet Again, Doctor Fear
A salarian family film about a captured agent with a time machine, which in a comedic twist can only take him 15 minutes back in the past.
When Fauna Attacks!
A series featuring recordings of animal attacks.
With Genericized Holiday Spirit
A holiday film.
